Saturday, March 10, 2012
POPCORN EATING RECORD STILL UNTOUCHED
College senior Jared Pimplecorn, 20 of Bridgepark, rides in an ambulance to the hospital after a failed attempt to get into the Guinness Brothers book of World Records by eating popcorn. He ate 50 lbs. of unpopped corn and then made the mistake of going out into the hot sun. The popcorn exploded leaving him totally popped! EMTs said Pimplecorn was resting easy and fighting off a craving for butter. Doctors say Pimplecorn should be able to leave the hospital tomorrow.
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