|England's Dunny Bumbs takes an opening|
slap in Thursday's slap off, from China's
Suzi Sling. Bumbs got a fat lip and was
declared the loser.
DT: Mr. Balsoff, how did you get into sports slapping?
BB: You call me Bustus. I start young, Papa show me how to slap face. I practice on brother Neko until he run away from home.
DT: This sounds like a violent sport, Bustus. Did your young brother come back home?
BB: You Americans have, what is it, Football? That violent, slapping just sting a little. Neko is male ballet dancer now.
DT: Do you think you have a chance at the Gold?
BB: I think so, yes, but I don't really care. Just to get in the ring and trade slaps is all I want. With that his coach motioned for him to get back to the training center.
|Bustus Balsoff, reining Russian|
In the first round China's Suzi Sling had her way with England's Dunny Bumbs, giving him a fat lip in the second round. The official ruled the contest over and Ms. Sling moves to the next round. She will meet Bustus Balsoff tomorrow at 9 A.M. She told Channel 1 News, "That Russian has got the kind of face that makes me want to slap the (expletive) out of it!" It should be a good contest and Channel 1 News will be there.