|Romney, caught in the act.|
The sushi ripoff raw pork hocks I'd eaten had made me sick, and I had just finished vomiting when I heard what sounded like someone giggling come running into the men's room. I peered out through a crack in the stall and saw a giddy Mitt Romney kissing himself in the mirror. "Thank you, you silver tongued devil!" Romney told his image.
|The perfect gift for the man |
that has everything. The one
on one debate room.
Romney went on to tell Channel 1 News that if he loses the election he plans to become a debate coach teaching losers to how to become masterbaters. When corrected on his choice of discriptive words, he laughed and replied, "they know what I mean." Channel 1 News will be following the presidental race right up to the finish.