Saturday, July 20, 2013

ASTRONOMER SEES STARS AFTER FACE SLAPPED

Security cameras recorded this shot of
Professor O.G. Wizz getting slapped
by a coed, resulting in a broken jaw.
A noted Bridge Park University professor, O.G. Wizz reportedly suffered a fractured jaw last evening and was admitted to University Hospitals.  Doctor Wizz, a professor of Astronomy was giving a dissertation on planet formation when he was slapped across his face causing the fracture.   Channel 1 News learned that Professor Wizz was having a discussion with a female coed and during the course of their conversation, the Professor was overheard saying to the young coed "I'm really interested in Uranus."  The coed, not familiar with the planet names,  slapped him with a force that twisted his head side ways.  The slap broke his jaw in two places and he was unable to explain  that he was talking about Uranus, the seventh planet in our solar system.
Upon learning of the planet Uranus, the coed, who requested anonymity because of her lack of planetary knowledge, still believes that the professor was making lewd advances towards her.  "I wanted him to see stars!" she told campus police. Professor Wizz's jaw was wired shut and he will be unable to talk for six weeks.  Campus police hope to interview him at that time and get his side of the story.
Channel 1 News will be there.

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