|Security cameras recorded this shot of|
Professor O.G. Wizz getting slapped
by a coed, resulting in a broken jaw.
Upon learning of the planet Uranus, the coed, who requested anonymity because of her lack of planetary knowledge, still believes that the professor was making lewd advances towards her. "I wanted him to see stars!" she told campus police. Professor Wizz's jaw was wired shut and he will be unable to talk for six weeks. Campus police hope to interview him at that time and get his side of the story.
Channel 1 News will be there.