One and Two Thing, 35, filed suit today at the Bridgeport County Law Center causing a stack of paperwork resulting in overtime for office workers.
|The Thing brothers in 1984, starting |
school. To help identify them, they
wore shirts with their names on them.
The Thing brothers hope to be re-conjoined by one finger. They share a farm outside of Bridgeport with a woman they have both courted over the years, Lenna Ova, 31. Ova, because of her timidness, was at first reluctant talking with Channel 1 News about the lawsuit, but was persuaded to change her mind when told it may help Things along.
|Lena Ova, "There is a|
special Thing inside me."
With this confession, now public, attorneys for the older Things say it is only a matter of time before the case is thrown out. "These Thing brothers only want to be conjoined so they can both legally marry their girlfriend. There is no concrete proof they were ever conjoined in the first place. It all has to do with wanting to marry the same woman."
Testing to conclude which of the brothers is the father of the yet to be born Thing are inconclusive and Ms. Ova refuses further testing. " It's my Thing and I'll do what I want to do!" she sang defiantly to the 1969 tune "It's Your Thing" by the Isley Brothers. Ova refused further talks with the media.
County Attorney Pat McGroin looked dumbfounded when asked for his opinion on this case. "You know, I just don't know. There are just too many things to think about, no pun intended."