Tuesday, July 30, 2013

WOMAN HAS HANDS ATTACHED TO HER FEET IN ATTEMPT TO STOP ITCHY TOES

In a delicate overnight operation, a woman
has hands attached to her  feet.
Darlene Over 28, of Bridgport has suffered from itchy toes for as long as she can remember.  On Monday she became the first person in history to have hands grafted onto her feet.  "I can't wait until I itch between my toes!" she excitedly told Channel 1 News.  "I will be able to get immediate relief without all the embarrassment of bending over and scratching."
Dr. Ho Lee Kow attaches fingers to
patent's feet as his brother holds the
flashlight and looks on.
Once a doner with matching nail polish was found, doctors at the Fe Fi Fo Foo Clinic worked feverishly into the night attaching the hands to Over's feet.  Dr. Ho Lee Kow, the famous foot and mouth surgeon preformed the operation with the assistance of his brothers. 
"All go well." Ho Lee Kow proclaimed.  "At first she say fingers tickle toes, but with anti tickle cream, she will be fine." 
Over looks forward to scratching between her toes at will.  "I may have trouble buying shoes, but I'll worry about that come Winter.  For now I'll just be wearing my flip flops." 
Channel 1 News will follow this story into the coming months.

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