|"I've been sexting my drooling|
to my chick and she loves it."
BarryFunn told reporters.
Evin Stevens of the Bridgeport Center for Unpredictable Trends told CHANNEL 1 NEWS, "No one can explain this new phenomenon, but it is spreading faster than a rumor. It's not just for rock stars and derelicts any more. It has bridged the generation gap, gaining popularity with the older folks as well. The senior center in Lower Town had to start keeping a mop handy in the community room."
|Les Funn, 79, once saw Jimmy Page|
drool on stage and now is drooling him-
self as he strums "Stairway to Heaven"
on his Guitar Hero guitar.
|Test subject, Bobby N.drooled himself|
to sleep and woke up cool and refreshed.
Two human trials have been started to see if drooling helps or hinders sleep. Initial findings are showing that a person not only sleeps better, but remains cooler because of the drool dampened pillow. More tests are needed to see if cotton mouth can be cured.
CHANNEL 1 NEWS has copyrighted this story and will follow it until the next fad takes it's place. As for Myley Cyrus, she was last seen soaking up her boyfriend's drool with a #1 foam finger.