Tuesday, September 3, 2013

BREAKING NEWS !! ELVIS PRESLEY IS ALIVE AND CARING FOR HIS FREAK CLONE

THERE IS LATE BREAKING NEWS OUT OF MEXICO TODAY OF A 1975 CLONING OF ELVIS THAT WENT TERRIBLY WRONG, LEADING ELVIS TO FAKE HIS OWN DEATH....

TIJUANA, Mexico


Elvis as he looks today.Looking up
at the man that found him, he said,
 "Thank you, "Thank you very much!"
Felli Miboni, a faithful fan and follower of Elvis Presley miraculously stumbled into the king's secret hide-a-way in Tijuana late last night. There in a nearly darkened room he found an elderly gentleman sitting next to a bed, where a younger looking version of the old man lay with his legs shaking.  Upon looking closely at the old man's face, he realized the elderly man was the very man he had worshiped for many years, Elvis Presley. 

"I had found the King!" he cried in a telephone conversation with CHANNEL 1 NEWS'S Dave Taylor. "He was much older, but when he smiled up at me, I knew, I knew it was him."  But then when Elvis lit a candle, Miboni got a better look at the shocking figure in the bed and he lost his appetite.  There lying in the bed was a younger looking clone of Elvis,  a clone that had grown terribly wrong, an Elvis with two heads fused together sitting atop a single body, in a white jump suit.  The figure laying there had two noses, two mouths, and three eyes.


This billboard on a Tijuana backstreet, shows the
cloned Elvis.  The clone had his own wallpaper business.
"When the cloned Elvis would speak, he spoke with words alternating from each mouth." Miboni explained, "He looked at me and said, Too Much Man, the 'Too much' coming out of his left mouth and then the 'Man', coming out of the other mouth, it was freaky."
Over the course of the next few hours, Miboni was able to get the story of a lifetime which he shared with Dave Taylor.  Following is a condensed version of that story;


In 1975 Elvis agreed to be cloned to preserve himself for future generations as well as help service some of the women that were constantly swarming around him.  "Man, this is too much for one cat, I need a clone or something!" he told his manager, Col. Tim Parker.  Parker arranged for a cloning doctor to come in and draw the necessary blood samples and within a month, there was a "baby" Elvis squirming in a petri dish.  Six months later, he was heart broken to learn the clone was not growing as it should. Some how it had gotten all shook up. It had two heads fused together on one body.  The news caused Elvis to take drastic measures.  He faked his own death and took his little clone to Mexico, where they have lived together since.  To make a living, Elvis and his clone started a wallpapering business.  At night Elvis taught his clone how to sing and the word on the street was that the cloned Elvis could blend his two voices together and harmonize like no other.As Miboni was to bring Elvis and his clone back to the United States, Elvis got a suspicious mind and fled with his two headed clone, going under cover once more.
Miboni returned home alone, carrying with him the pictures in this story and enough memories to last a life time. Hopefully Elvis will surface again soon.   When he does, CHANNEL 1 NEWS will be there....

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