|Iken Doolittle shown here in a|
previous photo, is being hailed
as a hero.
"Stank's breath was stinky," Doolittle said. "And with my abnormally heightened sniffing receptors, I could smell something wrong from across the room." As Stank writhed around on the floor in obvious discomfort, Doolittle took one sniff of his breath and immediately grabbed a butter knife from a table and scrapped Stank's throat to get a culture. Using a new app on his IPhone he quickly was able to study the culture and diagnose the problem of tainted mouthwash. He gave Stank an antidote and within minutes Stank was well enough to be transported to the hospital where he was treated for fractured knees and scrape wounds in his throat.
|Delbert Stank rests comfortably|
in the hospital after gargling
tainted mouth wash.
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