Dorothy (if she were a real person) of Wizard of Oz fame, would have been an avid follower of Dave Taylor (yes he is real) and CHANNEL 1 NEWS, because she falls between the age of eleven and thirty-nine. Because of the latest study, facts are telling the news source that instead of "we're not in Kansas any more!" it is, "Hey, we're now in Kansas more!"
|Dorothy, Tin Man, and the Scarecrow|
would have been avid followers of
Channel 1 News had they really lived.
WBN's study also found that the Tin Man and Scare Crow also would have been avid followers.
CHANNEL 1 NEWS Senior analyst and anchorman Dave Taylor told his colleagues not to get a big head just yet, reminding them of a similar report last May from the creator of SpongeBob, Stephan Hillenburg. That report told of the popularity of CHANNEL 1 NEWS in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom.
"Until these latest findings can be verified, we will move forward slowly." Taylor told the giddy board members.
Time will tell.