Thursday, October 31, 2013

NEW STUDY SHOWS CHANNEL 1 NEWS IS THE MOST POPULAR NEWS SOURCE IN KANSAS

THREE OUT OF FIVE BETWEEN THE AGES OF ELEVEN AND THIRTY NINE LOOK TO DAVE TAYLOR FOR THEIR NEWS

BRIDGEPORT, Mn.

Dorothy (if she were a real person) of Wizard of Oz fame, would have been an avid follower of Dave Taylor (yes he is real) and CHANNEL 1 NEWS, because she falls between the age of eleven and thirty-nine.  Because of the latest study, facts are telling the news source that instead of "we're not in Kansas any more!" it is, "Hey, we're now in Kansas more!"

Dorothy, Tin Man, and the Scarecrow
would have been avid followers of
Channel 1 News had they really lived.
CHANNEL 1 NEWS, based in Bridgeport, Mn. learned this surprising news on a midnight conference call with WEELY BIG NEWS, (WBN) a polling company based on the Japanese island of Shitzky.  WBN president Yu Gooyanfat called CHANNEL 1 NEWS just after midnight to report their findings of the new found popularity. 
WBN's study also found that the Tin Man and Scare Crow also would have been avid followers.
CHANNEL 1 NEWS Senior analyst and anchorman Dave Taylor told his colleagues not to get a big head just yet, reminding them of a similar report last May from the creator of SpongeBob, Stephan Hillenburg.  That report told of the popularity of CHANNEL 1 NEWS in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom.
"Until these latest findings can be verified, we will move forward slowly." Taylor told the giddy board members.
Time will tell.



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