Saturday, November 23, 2013

CHANNEL 1 NEWS'S DAVE TAYLOR "OUTED" DURING MORNING RUN

IS CHANNEL 1 NEWS ANCHOR DAVE TAYLOR REALLY A JOCK?  RUMORS ARE SWIRLING AFTER PHOTOGRAPH SURFACES ON THE WEB

BRIDGEPORT, Mn.


This picture of Dave Taylor was
posted early today showing Taylor
out for a morning run.
It is somewhat embarrassing for this news source to be posting a story about it's award seeking, lead anchor Dave Taylor, but after a reader in the far off state of Florida brought it to our attention, we were told by Taylor to "run with it!" No pun intended.
"In keeping with our integrity, there can be no cover-ups" Taylor told the staff tonight in an impromptu meeting.  As it turns out, Taylor has been a closet jock for some time now, often running in disguise.
"That will stop," he said.  "I hope others will "come out" with me
and run, skip, jog, do summer-salts, or climb trees."
As for the reader from Florida, Taylor sends a thank you for "outing" him.
CHANNEL 1 NEWS will follow Taylor's progress as he begins training for a one armed pull-up competition later this year.

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