|Dr. Shitzeen Giggils M.D|
"I'm not a man, dammit!"
As of last count, 22 people in Bridgeport have been diagnosed with Schwartzenspeak. The youngest being 15 and the oldest 89. Doctors aren't sure just yet how the disease is spread. It was first thought to be spread mouth to mouth, but that was quickly ruled out when two cases who claimed they caught it over the phone, were confirmed.
CHANNEL 1 NEWS will continue to follow this story and report any breakthroughs in this strange and up to now, rare disease.