Monday, December 16, 2013

EVERYTHING ELVIS RETAIL STORE TO OPEN IN BRIDGEPORT

HOPING TO CASH IN ON THE LATE LEGEND'S ONGOING POPULARITY,  A FRANCHISEE OF WALMART IS BRINGING AN EVERYTHING ELVIS DEPARTMENT STORE TO TOWN

BRIDGEPORT

Does Elvis still stir up excitement after his death in 1977?  The franchise owners of Everything Elvis think so and with people already lining up to be the first ones in the new store when it opens in January, they feel they have made a safe bet.
Franchise owners Erlina and Elwood Wolfgang of Paris, Kentucky, both acknowledge that Elvis Presley died before they were born, but after watching every movie he ever made three times, they feel they know him better than anyone else.  "He would want this," Mr. Wolfgang
told reporters as he snarled his upper lip. "I mean he was the King!"
The Wolfgangs were in town to finalize leasing the old Kmart building, which has been empty for ten years.  They hope to start moving Elvis merchandise into the building before Christmas depending on the availability of Budget Truck Rentals.
Customers started lining up for Everything Elvis to
open in January. 
Everything Elvis will carry everything from Elvis toothbrushes, to Elvis underwear.  Looking for that hard to find Elvis phone booth?  You'll find one at Everything Elvis.  How about a white jump suit?  Not a problem at Everything Elvis.  The owners promise that shoppers won't be disappointed and  the first 50  people opening up a Everything Elvis charge account, will receive an Elvis tattoo and a bottle of Elvis vitamins.  They will also get their picture taken with an Elvis impersonator.
CHANNEL 1 NEWS will be there to cover this highly anticipated event.

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