Monday, February 24, 2014

SOCHI OLYMPICS OVER BUT THE GAMES GO ON

SENIOR ANCHOR AND NEWS REPORTER DAVE TAYLOR ARRIVED HOME FROM SOCHI AND REALIZED THE GAMES ARE NOT OVER, WHEN HE FOUND A SURPRISE IN HIS LUGGAGE

BRIDGEPORT

Taylor found a stuffed puppy hidden in his suitcase
that only barked in Russian.
CHANNEL 1 NEWS senior anchor Dave Taylor arrived home from Sochi, Russia on the red eye late last night, looking forward to a few hours off.  (Taylor never takes a full day off)  As he began to unpack his suitcase he found a gag gift from Vladimir Putin, signifying the games have not yet ended.  Under his socks, Taylor found a black and white stuffed puppy. Taylor realized it was a gag when he squeezed the toy dog and it barked, but only in Russian. Making it worse, the stuffed dog also "peed" without warning.  Around the dogs head was a note from Putin written in crude English that read: "Hope you not get pissed on or off!"  Taylor could only laugh and with a wink told the media present, "Game on!"
Taylor also found some old pictures from Putin in his suitcase, one showing Putin shirtless.  On the back was scribbled, "Show this to American Womans."  Meaning to be or not, according to Taylor, this was the real gag gift in his luggage.  Taylor is working on a "Care" package for Putin and will ship it soon.  Yes, the games are still on.

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