|This is a shirt like the one Squealer wore|
yesterday before being chased down and'
almost kissed to death.
Squealer told OFF THE WALL reporter Dave Taylor, that after a few green beers, he even felt Irish. This feeling soon changed to one of fear when a school bus in the parade stopped in front of where he was standing. OFF THE WALL learned, the rented school bus had been painted green for the parade by the Festers Medical Clinic for Disease and was full of patients out for the holiday. Ironically most of the patients on the bus suffered from various forms of Kissing Disease and after spotting Squealer's shirt in the parade crowd, vacated the bus in a frenzy, running directly at Squealer.
|Kiss victim Tommy Squealer shows the |
stitches in his lip after be kissed violently.
Police were able to free Squealer and subdue the patients. Clinic officials were then able to round up the patients responsible and had them back in the clinic by night fall.
The city of Great Falls issued a ban on the tee shirts and by doing so, hopes to ward off being sued by Squealer. Squealer's only comment was that he never wanted to be Irish again. OFF THE WALL will keep tabs and report on any updates to this story.