|Kent was not allowed into his work|
place after arriving dressed as Superman
"I'm being unfairly thrust into the spotlight", a dejected Kent wrote in a letter to the editor. "I know who I really am and I wanted the world to also know, but not in this manner." Contacted by OFF THE WALL NEWS and asked to explain his side of the story, he had this to say: "I've wondered about my true identity ever since becoming an adult. It just so happened I married a girl named Lois Lane and we named our son Jimmy. For Christmas one year Lois gave me a Superman outfit and we'd roll play in secret every weekend. It felt so good jumping off the garage and changing clothes in phone booths, I wanted to come out then and there but my profession, counseling grief stricken people held me back. Then I discovered that when I appeared as Superman, they often looked at one another and began to smile. That was the clincher for me, I decided to come out as my true self."
|Funeral Parlor spokesman Darth Vader|
before and after his accident.
This case will most likely be decided in the courts. OFF THE WALL will be there from gavel to gavel.