Friday, March 14, 2014

NUDE COUPLE CRITICALLY INJURED IN FALL FROM TREE

SANCTIONED MEMBERS OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB, COUPLE HAD HOPED TO BE FOUNDING MEMBERS OF A TREE TOP CLUB, INSTEAD THEIR EFFORTS LANDED THEM IN THE  JAILHOUSE INFIRMARY

BRIDGEPORT

Ben Gaye resting after 50 ft.
fall from an Oak tree. He broke
both legs, an arm, and suffered
numerous scratches to his genitals.
Ben Gaye and Margaret McGoo, both 30 of Bridgeport were taken by ambulance last night to Bridgeport General, with multiple fractures, scratches, and bruises.  Gaye's neighbor called police around 11:30 P.M. last evening and reported hearing banging noises coming from a tree in his yard. Police arrived and using a flashlight spotted two naked people near the top of the 50 ft. Oak tree. The beam of light apparently scared the two and they fell to the ground, hitting branch after branch on the way down.

Since both were nude, they were sited for indecent exposure before being loaded into an ambulance for the ride to the hospital.  OFF THE WALL News was able to piece together the following report, after giving anonymity to policewomen Ulanda Harrd, who requested her name not be used. (Due to proof reading errors, her name mistakenly appeared and she will receive our apologies and a $5 gift card to Subway.)

Gaye and his long time girlfriend McGoo had recently been inducted into the Mile High Club. They made a video of themselves having a sexual encounter in the airplane bathroom, at well over five thousand feet. The five minute clip got over 9000 hits on YouTube before their plane even landed.  They were mobbed by a small crowd of admirers at the airport and soon hatched the plan to have sex in the top of a tree.
Everything was going smoothly in the tree until they were attacked by a squirrel.  Gaye was able to fight the animal off before hearing police sirens which ended in them being bathed light. It had taken them close to twenty minutes to climb the tree in the dark and only thirty seconds coming down.  Both Gaye and McGoo are expected to recover and then pay fines totaling $600.
As for the Tree Top Club, Gaye had this to say, "It will have to wait for now, but we'll get it done", he paused and then smiled, "knock on wood."
OFF THE WALL News will be there when it does.



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