|Professor Millie Vanilla is writing a book|
about marching and the sexual benefits
that may be enjoyed..
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
SCIENTIFIC STUDIES REVEAL MARCHING IS MORE BENEFICIAL THAN ONCE THOUGHT
FROM STRENGTHENING LEG MUSCLES, TO LEARNING TO KEEP IN STEP, MARCHING CLUBS ARE BECOMING WILDLY POPULAR OVERTAKING TAP DANCE CLUBS EVERYWHERE, OPENING DOORS FOR MARCHING MUSIC COMPOSERS NATION WIDE.
When Augburn Fellows of Bridgeport looked out his window and saw a group of his neighbors marching in goose step past his house, he was fascinated. He ran outside and followed them to the Walmart parking lot. There he learned they were part of a growing segment of the population that have taken up marching just for the fun of it. He joined their club, The High Steppers and began attending meetings and practice sessions. To make matters even sweeter for Fellows, he has been secretly composing march music while his wife sleeps for some time now, and is about to cash in.
Here is another example of the marching craze. Hortense Cortez, 56 of Bridgeport saw a story about it on television and soon she was marching in place while cooking meals. Her husband called their doctor for help only to be told the doctor was at marching class. Soon both the Cortezes started marching themselves while watching Marching With The Stars, on tv.
Professor Millie Vanilla of the Bridgeport University explained it this way, "Every so often something happens that causes people to jump on the band wagon so to speak. In the case of the marching craze, the information I'm receiving is that it was brought on by the extreme cabin fever this year. The good news is that it is good for you! Your leg muscles get a good work out, as well as your heart. It also promotes team work to march in step. It also may help in bed."
OFF THE WALL News, known to march to a different beat, plans to follow this craze for as long as it can.
(Editors note; Marching With The Stars may not be available in your area yet. Please call your local provider for information.)
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