In a surprise overnight takeover, OFF THE WALL NEWS swallowed CHANNEL 1 NEWS making it the 9715th largest news organization in the world. C1N stockholders learned of the acquisition in an impromptu meeting held in the elevator of the Edsel building in downtown Bridgeport. Although some were devastated, others will be laughing all the way to the credit union.
|Channel 1 News stockholders were shocked to|
learn of the company takeover by Off The
Wall News. Some were made rich while others
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