Thursday, March 6, 2014

OFF THE WALL NEWS REPLACES CHANNEL 1 NEWS IN TAKE OVER

OFF THE WALL NEWS AND DAVE TAYLOR BUY CHANNEL 1 NEWS IN SURPRISE TAKEOVER!

BRIDGEPORT

In a surprise overnight takeover, OFF THE WALL NEWS swallowed CHANNEL 1 NEWS making it the 9715th largest news organization in the world.  C1N stockholders learned of the acquisition  in an impromptu meeting held in the elevator of the Edsel building in downtown Bridgeport.  Although some were devastated, others will be laughing all the way to the credit union.

Channel 1 News stockholders were shocked to
learn of the company takeover by Off The
Wall News.  Some were made rich while others
lost everything.
Dave Taylor, long time Senior Editor and reporter for C1N saw this coming a long time ago and jumped ship in early January, joining the board of OTW in a secret ceremony.  The ceremony was so secret, all present were blindfolded.  Taylor will continue to be the frontman for the news organization and will have better resources to dig deeper for the OFF THE WALL stories lurking about world wide.

OFF THE WALL NEWS promises to bring readers the best of the best of totally off the wall news stories in the future. Sleep well and know that everything you read in OTW just might be true.  Welcome to the new future of news, OFF THE WALL NEWS!!

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