Tuesday, April 8, 2014

STAR FOOTBALL PLAYER WHO WENT IT ALONE, NEAR DEATH

FOOTBALL STAR QUARTERBACK WILLIAM "BRONCO BILLY" MALONE BOASTED THAT HE DIDN'T NEED THE REST OF THE TEAM AND FOUND OUT THE HARD WAY THAT FOOTBALL IS A FULL CONTACT TEAM SPORT

BRIDGEPORT

"Bronco Billy Malone remains on life support.

Bridgeport semi pro football quarterback, William "Bronco Billy" Malone is laying on his back in Bridgeport General hospital after being taken off the field on a stretcher in the Sunday Football Spring league opener.
Malone, in yellow helmet, was crushed in the
opening kickoff.
In what was to be billed as the game of the century, the game fizzled out after the opening kickoff when Malone, standing alone in his endzone took the opening kickoff and charged forward into the field of play, one man against eleven.  He made it out to the seven yard line where 980 pounds of thundering tacklers hit him high and low.  Another thousand pounds of players piled on and the ball squirted out to be recovered by the opposing  team.  As the officials blew the play dead the players covering Malone got up one by one, leaving Malone lying motionless on the field.  Those watching on TV had to wait a full five minutes after being whisked away for commercials, to find out if Malone was alright.  As the broadcast came back live, players were still being untangled.  The only thing not flattened under the weight of the pile was Malone's yellow helmet.

Malone made headlines last week when he boasted he was good enough to be a one man team.  This riled his opening season opponents the Bloody Hawks, who vowed to teach him that football is a team sport.
As of this morning, Malone remains in guarded condition in the hospital where his agent is selling "Broco Billy" memorabilia to help defray costs.  "There's a lesson to be learned here", he told kids gathered at his memorabilia table in the hospital atrium. "Sometimes it's best to down the ball and not run it out."

OFF THE WALL news will remain at the hospital to report his condition either way it turns out.



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