|Buster Dowwn woke up feeling strange.|
Rage Flu, given the name because of the facial distortions it sometimes causes, is believed to be brought on by under cooked pizza, that has been cut into squares. This combined with fat cheeks, creates a breeding ground area for the virus to flourish. Clinical studies have shown that certain people with fat cheeks who have eaten undercooked pizza often fall asleep within one to three hours of gorging themselves. Brain activity is then monitored showing sharp increases in sexual fantasy dreams. The heart rate increases to the point the face becomes distorted and the patient wets the bed. It is at this point that some people fear the worst and summon an Exorcist.
Rage Flu usually runs it's course in just under three to eighteen days. Although no cure is on the horizon any time soon, it is recommended to stay away from undercooked pizza, especially pizza that has been cut into squares instead of the traditional triangle pie shape.