Monday, April 20, 2015

SMALL TOWN DISAPPEARS AS RARE BLUE HAZE SURROUNDS IT

SCIENTIST ARE CAUTIONING HAZE LOVERS TO STAY CLEAR UNTIL IT IS DETERMINED WHAT IS CAUSING THE GLOWING BLUE PHENOMENON

GIDDYVILLE, MINNESOTA

Photo of Giddyville taken Saturday from government aircraft.
State and federal officials are at a loss to explain the strange blue haze that has completely covered the small town of Giddyville.  Saturday, OFF THE WALL news sent in a special news team headed by executive news director Dave Taylor, to investigate. Although federal officials cautioned individuals to stay clear of the town until the mystery is cleared up,
Dave Taylor and his team arrived in Giddyville Saturday evening and have yet to file a report.  Taylor did post a selfie of two of his assistants as they struggle to understand the conditions.
Elaine Baked and Paul Tripper
Elaine Baked and Paul Tripper are apprentice news reporters, on their first assignment with mentor Dave Taylor. "This ain't bad," Tripper said. "I can see why they named the town Giddyville." "Yeah I'm feeling a special kind of giddy!" added Baked.
Authorities were first alerted to the haze by commercial airline pilots flying over the area.  Attempts to reach city officials inside the town failed on Saturday afternoon prompting federal officials and the manager at a local Kmart to become edgy. A report of a giant blue light special was unsubstantiated.  Calls to the Kmart went unanswered, adding to the mystery.  OFF THE WALL news will continue to investigate and bring our readers the truth.

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