Saturday, August 15, 2015

TAYLOR MEETS WITH TRUMP IN IOWA

PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFUL DONALD TRUMP WELCOMES DAVE TAYLOR TO IOWA WHERE THE TWO WILL MEET FOR AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW....
The Donald, holds up his hand to stop the hissing at Dave Taylor's hair style

Des Moines, Iowa

A crowd of about five hundred joined presidential hopeful Donald Trump at a private airfield near Des Moines, Iowa Saturday morning to greet OFF THE WALL NEWS anchorman and news reporter, Dave Taylor. 
After the Republican debate held a little over a week ago, Trump wondered aloud, why Dave Taylor hadn't been invited to ask the really tough questions?  "I've followed Dave Taylor for years now and I have to tell you, and I won't minse words here, he knows his shit.  I respect that and I'm not kidding anyone, I know my shit as well. Can you understand what I'm saying?  If not, you are an idiot piece of shit!"
Trump called Taylor Wednesday and invited him to Iowa, offering to send his private helicopter to pick Taylor up in Minnesota.   Taylor accepted and began to pack.

To make Trump less self conscience about his hair, Taylor arrived with his hair cut like North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un and drew a few cat calls from the crowd at the airstrip. Trump held up his hand to the crowd and told them to stop hissing.  "I thought this crowd would be more diverse in their thinking."  He told Taylor as the got into Trump's limo.

Trump and Taylor are whisked away
The two were then whisked away to an undisclosed location.  Dave Taylor will file a report on the interview in the very near future.  He plans to ask some very very tough questions. 



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