Wednesday, September 30, 2015

TRUMP SEEKING NORTH KOREAN LEADERSHIP ROLE

TRUMP ANNOUNCES HIS BID TO UNSEAT KIM JUNG-UN IN AN UNPRECEDENTED MOVE TO BECOME THE LEADER OF NORTH KOREA

PUTANG

Donald Trump the billionaire real-estate, reality TV star, recently turned politician, and U.S. presidential candidate, has shocked the news media once again.  With his numbers dropping in the poles and after reading the recent story in OFF THE WALL NEWS about North Korea's attempt to send a man to the sun, he has decided to run for the highest office in the rouge nation.

Trump billboard in Pyongyang
"That guy over there", Trump declared to a delegation of news reporters, "Kim Jung-Un, the leader of North Korea, you know, the one with the funny hair, he's nuts! I've heard he can be a nice guy, and I'm sure he is.  We could probably be great friends, I mean look at Dennis Rodman, we're friends.  Dennis was on my show, Celebrity Apprentice, he's good friends with Kim Jung-Un, great friends. But sometimes even your friends are nuts, right?  Am I right?  I'm right and I know it. Those people over there need a new leader and who would be better than me?  No one!"

Trump then had his team project a picture of one of his billboards recently put up in the capital city of Pyongyang.  "Here is one of the billboards, like the ones all over North Korea, that is treating the people there to a great face.  It reads, I'm the Donald and I want to make North Korea great again!"

When asked how he would do that, he replied, "I have a plan and its a great plan.  I've shown it to Dennis Rodman and he agrees with me, its a great plan. I would tell you how the plan works, but then Kim Jung-Un would take it and use it before me, so I'll be closed lip for now."   He then changed the subject.  
"Did you read in OFF THE WALL NEWS how they sent some poor guy to the sun and his ship burst into flames?  I've been told the guy didn't make it.  To me, that was a poor leadership decision.  They need new leadership in that country, people who are smart, people that can land a man on the sun without getting fried.  I'm that leader!  I am a bright as the sun only dimmer." 
He was then whisked away without taking any more questions.  




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