Sunday, September 6, 2015

TRUMPS HAIRDRESSER THREATENS TO QUIT

TRUMP'S  PERSONAL HAIR DRESSER IS THREATENING TO QUIT, SAYS WORKLOAD IS GETTING TO BE TOO MUCH AS TRUMP'S HEAD SWELLS

TIJUANA, MEXICO

Batista Argwello, 53, aka El Hair Doctor who has secretly been working for Donald Trump as his hair dresser for the past sixteen years, came out today and told his family in-laws in Tijuana he is quitting.
Batista Argwello with Trump's hair blower
"It is getting to be too mucho" he told OFF THE WALL NEWS.  "Mr. Trump's head is swelling so much, his hair is becoming hards to handle, you know, it's going rouge." When pressed for details, Argwello asked for anonymity to protect his family from being deported.  As of this writing, that request will soon be honored.  For the purpose of that request, his name was not  used for the remainder of his interview with Dave Taylor.  Only his initials were used.
"Trump's hair is going rouge"
When asked to elaborate about his falling out with his hairdressing job, he had this to say.  "In the beginning, you know, back when I started, his head was pretty small.  His hairs was easy to manage, a simple wash and blow dry with a small a regular blow dryer. Then the speeches started and his head started swelling up, Crapola santa!  I now have to use a fruit picker's blower!  I'm close to quitting."
Anita and Maria
When Trump was asked to comment, he said, "You know, I like Batista.  We've been friends a long time. I mean we've been friends a really long, long time. He's one of the best, but you know, there's many more where he came from.  Mexico is sending us thousands of hair dressers! More hair dressers than we really need.  I discovered Batista hiding in an apple orchard years ago and we've been friends ever since,
 did I tell you that?  I'll hate to see him go, but his daughters Anita and Maria are staying and will take over as my hair dressers.  Did I tell you how nice they are?  I cherish these women.  Equal rights for women, that's what I'm about." 
 Trump continues to lead in the poles and has asked Dave Taylor to become his news media spokesman if elected.  Taylor has graciously refused the offer stating his obligation to OFF THE WALL NEWS is far more important at this time.
 
 


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