Batista Argwello, 53, aka El Hair Doctor who has secretly been working for Donald Trump as his hair dresser for the past sixteen years, came out today and told his family in-laws in Tijuana he is quitting.
|Batista Argwello with Trump's hair blower|
|"Trump's hair is going rouge"|
|Anita and Maria|
did I tell you that? I'll hate to see him go, but his daughters Anita and Maria are staying and will take over as my hair dressers. Did I tell you how nice they are? I cherish these women. Equal rights for women, that's what I'm about."
Trump continues to lead in the poles and has asked Dave Taylor to become his news media spokesman if elected. Taylor has graciously refused the offer stating his obligation to OFF THE WALL NEWS is far more important at this time.