|Royal Defecate Award|
|Dave Taylor at podium declining award|
OFF THE WALL NEWS declines trophies and awards each month from various news seeking organizations. The Glue Sniffers of America invited Dave Taylor to speak at their annual convention in Des Moines last month. "Only when we become sleazy, will we accept awards" Taylor told the group of glue sniffers. "We want our news to be unbiased, open, and well, off the wall. That's what you'll get if you stick with us!"
He did accept a bottle of glue however, as a parting gift.