|Hardy Harr's two left feet|
This is the has been an emotional roller coaster for Harr. On Monday of last week, Harr's wife of three months left him after learning of his left footish ways. "She just kept telling me, it's not right, it's not right!" Harr said. "Then she packed up her Nikes and left me."
All this took place after he was outed from his position as lead drum major for the Bridgeport Marching Madmen, the professional marching band that hopes to march in this years Thanksgiving Day parade. OFF THE WALL news contacted the headquarters for the Marching Madmen and was told that Harr was relieved of his duties after constantly leading the band into the oncoming lane of traffic. When they learned of his two left feet, he was drummed out of the band.
Harr had hoped to overcome his left footedness when he joined the Marching Madmen in 2014. He quickly impressed the leaders of the Madmen by always starting out using his left foot. Little did they know that he could't get it wrong. In the end Harr couldn't stop from leaning left, drawing the entire group into lane of oncoming traffic..
As of this writing, Harr has committed himself to learning to polka barefooted. "I want everyone to see my feet before making judgement." he remarked as the sound of a tuba rump bump bumped in the back round. "If this don't work, I'm going to become a left footed field goal kicker."
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