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Theater owner, Jack Handy agreed to show the new Star Wars after getting veiled death threats. The theater plans to show the film 915 times before New Years day in hopes of breaking even.
"I hate it." said Handy, "but I'm going to have to charge $22. for a small popcorn and Coke just to defray costs. OFF THE WALL News plans to review the movie in coming days.