In one of the most spirited city counsel meetings in months, members voted on Friday, to ban Presidential hopeful Donald Trump from stepping one foot into the city limits of Bridgeport. The voting took place after after city officials learned of Donald Trump's wanting to ban tacos as a way to dishearten illegals, causing them to want to return to Mexico.
"It is a downright outrage!"local businessman and counsel member Iken Doolittle stated to customers at his downtown Hole In The Wall restaurant. "What would we call Taco Tuesday, if tacos were banned?"
|Counselman Iken Doolitttle|
The discussion was more facial expressions than words after the counsel watched news video of Trump talking about tacos. OFF THE WALL news was able to obtain a portion of the video.
"We may not have to build that wall I've been telling you about." Trump can be heard saying in a speech at a laundromat. "I'm a builder, but I'm also a thinker and I think we can get all the illegals to leave if we take away their favorite food. I'm going to ban tacos! Don't get me wrong, I love tacos, some of my best friends like tacos, hard shell, soft, it makes no difference. You can love em, but they gotta go! Bye, bye taco and burrito too! I'll ban them my first day in office!"
After a very brief discussion and a round of tequila shots, a vote was called and passed on first reading. City Attorney, Shurwill Sueya will begin working on a draft that will ban Donald Trump from entering the city limits of Bridgeport and once completed will be signed into law by the Mayor.
"Banning Tacos? That's un American!" Doolittle proclaimed as the special meeting ended.