Wednesday, May 4, 2016

CRUZ SPOTS HICKEY ON FIORINA, SUSPENDS PRESIDENTIAL RACE

SPOTTING THE HICKEY ON CARLY'S UPPER CHEST GAVE THE SENATOR DOUBTS OF HER LOYALTY TO HIM

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Cruz was mesmerized by Carly's love trophy (below the arrow)
Senator Ted Cruz suspended his nearly year long quest to become the next president of the United States on Tuesday night after a fall out with his chosen running mate, Carly Fiorina.  He mounted the stage after the primary voting came to an end and with a quivering lip suspended his endeavor. "The people have spoken," he said with glistening eyes.  Most pundits and the vast majority of the nation believe he suspended his bid for the nomination because he was soundly defeated at the end of the day by Donald Trump, when in fact it was for a far different reason.  Dave Taylor, OFF THE WALL'S senior political reporter, dug deep and uncovered the real reason Ted bowed out.
Thirty minutes prior to when the voting was to end, Cruz and Fiorina were in a small auditorium rehearsing their speeches for continuing their race, 'against all odds', as they put it.
Cruz and Fiorina had left Cruz's wife and daughters in the "Family "bus and went into the auditorium alone, in hopes of some peace and quiet.  Fiorina had been secretly complaining to Cruz that his daughters were "bugging the crap" out of her.  Cruz, who often drooled when looking at Fiorina off camera, instructed the secret service to find them a place to be alone.
Once in the small auditorium, Cruz gave a short ten minute rousing speech about how it didn't matter what the people wanted, God wanted him to be president. Carly stood behind him yawning, although she could be seen squeezing his hand with hers.  Once he finished, she took center stage and began her speech about not being a trophy wife.  It was during this speech that Cruz stole a glance down  her low cut dress and discovered a huge hickey.  Secret Service agents in the room said he looked as if he'd been shot and some even rushed up to the stage.
Cruz later confided to OFF THE WALL NEWS, "When I saw that love bite, I knew she wasn't loyal to me.  I thought those things were only in porn movies on my laptop."   He admitted that when he saw the evidence of betrayal, he could not proceed.
When quesitond, Fiorina was flabbergasted.  "It's only a birthmark!  He's an idiot!"

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