Thursday, May 26, 2016

DISAPPOINTMENT BUILDS AS CANDIDATES CONTINUE TO DISAPPOINT THE MASSES

THE DISAPPOINTMENT LEVEL THIS ELECTION YEAR MAY BE MORE DISAPPOINTING THAN EVER BEFORE...

BRIDGEPORT, MN.

Voters cover their eyes when asked about candidates
With the presidential election only six months away, the country is awash in disappointment, according to Dr. Mosly Down, a disappointment therapist at the Bridgeport Disappointment Assessment Clinic.  "I've found most of my clients are very disappointed in this year's choice of candidates for the highest office in the land. We haven't reached suicidal tendencies yet, but we are close." Dr. Down told OFF THE WALL NEWS in a noon hour interview.  Last week he spoke at a PTA meeting in Lost Lake and asked the attendees who they would like to see in the white house. "Without hesitation, they all covered their eyes with their hands." he said, biting his lip as he spoke.  When asked by Dave Taylor how this made him feel, he replied, "I was very disappointed."
OFF THE WALL NEWS will continue to monitor this situation right up to election day.
 

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