Tuesday, May 10, 2016

MAN DEVELOPS STRANGE EGG YOLK BLISTER ON FINGERS

DOCTORS ARE BAFFLED AT THE STRANGE NEW AFFLICTION FOUND ON LOCAL MAN'S HAND

BRIDGEPORT, MN

Only known picture of the egg yolk blister
Kyle Rooster certainly had something to crow about last Sunday morning when he awoke and discovered a huge egg yolk blister on his hand.  His first thought was that someone had put an egg yolk in his hand, but when he tried to remove it, he found it was attached to his fingers.
Rooster called the hospital and then drove himself to the urgent care wing of the Bridgeport Hospital where he was met by doctors as well as cafeteria staff.
The cafeteria staff was dismissed after doctors determined this was not food related.  Rooster was rushed into an examination room where doctors scrambled to  poke and prod the blister, taking great care not to break it open.
Dr. Timothy Poach told OFF THE WALL NEWS he had never seen anything like it. "We wanted to xray it, but feared we would cook it in the process."
Doctors plan to keep the blister cool and see what happens.

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