Wednesday, May 11, 2016

TRUMP WANTS UPCOMING REPUBLICAN CONVENTION TO BE HELD ON HIS CRUISE SHIP

TRUMP  HOPES TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD BY TAKING OVER THE CONVENTION AND DOING THE WHOLE NOMINATION THING WHILE ON A HAWAIIAN  CRUISE.....SAYS HE'LL FUND IT HIMSELF AND IS HAVING A SHIP BUILT....


COMEONIWANNALAYYA, HI.

The Donald let his hair down and played the ukulele for Speaker Ryan.
Not since the infamous cruise of the SS Minnow has their been such excitement in the Republican party.  Party leaders debated into the night Monday before voting on moving this summer's convention from Cleveland to the open sea aboard the soon to be cruise ship, Bounty II.
The presumptive presidential nominee Donald Trump, gave it a big thumbs up, saying it would give normal people a chance to see him dressed like Elvis.  Trump has seen the Elvis Presley movie, Blue Hawaii, thirteen times and knows his way around the islands.
Ryan's new convention shirt
Speaker of the House Paul Ryan was against the change of venue, citing the name of the cruise ship. "It's the same name as the HMS Bounty, the infamous British ship that was mutinized in 1789!" he shouted out at rowdy party members. "Isn't Trump committing his own mutiny by doing this?"   Trump quickly took Ryan aside and took him into the men's room. Five minutes later Ryan emerged all smiles and wearing his own new Hawaiian shirt.  He had been the last hold out and Trump got his wish on the next vote.
The Bounty II is being built at a shipyard in Maine under the guidance of Trump himself. "I know how to build things!" he told a parrot vendor, "Now how much for a parrot?"
News of this Republican cruise was met with skepticism in both the Clinton and Sanders camp, neither had a comment at this time.




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