|The Donald let his hair down and played the ukulele for Speaker Ryan.|
The presumptive presidential nominee Donald Trump, gave it a big thumbs up, saying it would give normal people a chance to see him dressed like Elvis. Trump has seen the Elvis Presley movie, Blue Hawaii, thirteen times and knows his way around the islands.
|Ryan's new convention shirt|
The Bounty II is being built at a shipyard in Maine under the guidance of Trump himself. "I know how to build things!" he told a parrot vendor, "Now how much for a parrot?"
News of this Republican cruise was met with skepticism in both the Clinton and Sanders camp, neither had a comment at this time.