Friday, June 10, 2016

TRUMP PICKS HIMSELF AS RUNNING MATE FOR RACE TO THE WHITEHOUSE

SAYING THERE IS NO ONE BETTER TO BE HIS VICE PRESIDENT THEN HIMSELF, TRUMP CHOOSES HIMSELF TO BE HIS RUNNING MATE COME NOVEMBER.  SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE, PAUL RYAN GOES BALLISTIC.........

WASHINGTON D.C.

Early this morning Donald Trump once again made headlines by tweeting his choice for running mate this Fall. "Make no mistake, OK?  I'm choosing the best candidate, I'm choosing myself for VP and I'm gonna be great!"
Trump shows reporters his favorite pimple
Reactions came swift from both the left and right.  House Speaker Paul Ryan was awakened from a sound sleep and upon hearing the news, asked if he was dreaming.  When he was assured he was not, he threw a five pound paper weight at the wall, causing hanging pictures of Ivanka Trump to fall and shatter on the floor.
Paul Ryan wonders just who he endorsed
"What the (expletive) does he think he's doing?!" he shouted.  "He's making not only himself look like a crazy son of a bitch, but he's (expletive) making me look like a (expletive) dumb (expletive) who doesn't know (expletive)!  Doesn't he know he can't choose himself as his running mate?!"

Sen. Sanders upon hearing Trump's choice
Reaction was also swift to arrive from the presumptuous Democratic Presidential candidate, Hilary Clinton.  When told of Trump's tweet, she tweeted her response,  "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......."  Senator Bernie Sanders told  OFF THE WALL NEWS in a telephone interview, "This shows that Trump never recovered from that bump on the head, he got as a child. Next thing you know, he'll want to debate himself because he know how to masturbate."
OFF THE WALL NEWS will continue to follow the candidates until they fall or until Fall, which ever comes first.






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