Friday, July 29, 2016

MAN WHO WROTE BOOK ON SURVIVAL DIES AFTER DROWNING IN A BUBBLE BATH

HIS WIDOW WITNESSED THE DROWNING AND PROMISES TO EDIT THE 5000 PAGE SURVIVAL BOOK SO OTHERS WILL NOT SUCCUMB TO THE SAME HORRIBLE DEATH...

BRIDGEPORT, MN.

Paramedics were called, but they did not arrive in time to save the life of Given Takke who died after drowning in a bubble bath. Takke, 47, a survivalist who just last week survived falling head first into a vat of fresh butter, prided himself in his survival skills and wanted to see how many bubbles it would take to fill his new tub.
The last photo taken of Given Takke
"It was just horrible!" Tiki, his young wife of three weeks told Dave Taylor, senior editor of  OFF THE WALL NEWS. "One minute he was playing with a rubber duck and the next thing you know, he was overtaken by bubbles.  Luckily I had my phone to capture the hideous moment."

Bridgeport police were called but failed to find any wrong doing.  "Its a pure and simple case of too many soap bubbles." Investigative officer Tip O. Verr explained to OFF THE WALL NEWS.  "This case is closed."

The widow has gone into seclusion and advises others to take showers until she can revise Takke's survival book. The rubber duck has been listed on Ebay.





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