Speaking at a wiener roast last night in central Minnesota, Trump told the hungry crowd he wanted to take America for a ride. "Bernie wanted to shake it up, I want to take it for a ride. I really mean that!"
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He waved his free hand and security escorted the woman and her baby off the premises, leaving the woman's half eaten hot dog behind.
This prompted two other supporters in the crowd to quickly lunge for the left over wiener and they ended up in a brawl. Trump watched for a bit, smiling. "It must be a good dog, right? This is what I call a dog fight!"
Trump finished his own roasted wiener then boasted to the news media, "It was bigger than you thought it would be, right?! When no one took the bate by replying, marshmallows were handed out to everyone donating $200 or more. Fifteen people had more than they could eat.
Trump stood on a bench and using a megaphone told the remaining crowd, "I'm gonna take America for a ride! If you want to go along, hang on tight!" He was then whisked away by security.
His election committee stayed behind to clean up and promised more details tomorrow.