Tuesday, August 2, 2016

TRUMP MEETS WITH COLONEL SANDERS TO DISCUSS MILITARY STYLE OPTIONS

COLONEL SANDERS WAS CALLED ON BY TRUMP BECAUSE OF HIS MILITARY RANK AND TRUMP'S MUCH NEEDED SUPPORT FROM MILITARY TYPES.....

PITTSBURGH, PA.

"I'm a breast man!"
Not wanting to come off half-baked again in front of hawkish voters, Donald Trump called on his last remaining military supporter for help. Col Sanders was escorted aboard billionaire Donald Trump's private 727 jetliner for a joy ride over Pittsburgh. 
Sanders brought along a giant bucket of extra crispy chicken and enough mashed potatoes and gravy for the whole crew. Trump as usual, began eating before the plane was airborne, hoarding all the white meat pieces, and building a wall around them with napkins.
"These are some big breasts and honestly, I like big breasts!" he told the Colonel while grinning at the this reporter's camera. He then leaned over toward Sanders and said, "I'm joking, you know that, everyone knows that. I like to make jokes.  I could have been a stand up comedian, but I wanted to be rich instead. Oh by the way, did you bring any dessert?"
The two finished off the bucket of chicken and then sat back as Trump's Mexican staff cleared the table. Trump licked his fingers while all the time eying Sander's digits as well.  The two discussed an array of subjects and on three different occasions, Trump mistakenly called Colonel Sanders, Bernie.  He quickly followed up with, "I'm joking, you know that, everybody knows that."  After the third time, Sanders was no longer smiling.
The plane landed just after two thirty P.M. and Colonel Sanders was given a tour of the on board kitchen before deplaning.

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