Saturday, September 24, 2016

TRUMPS LONG LOST COUSIN SURFACES IN NORTH KOREA

DONALD TRUMP'S COUSIN, DICK TRUMP GAVE A THUMBS UP TO HIS NORTH KOREAN HANDLERS AFTER BEING ALLOWED TO PHONE "HOME".  HE TALKED TO THE DONALD FOR 38 MINUTES ABOUT THE UP COMING ELECTION.......

NORTH KOREA

In a shocking turn of events, Donald Trump accepted a collect call from North Korea on Thursday and was shocked to hear his long lost cousin Dick on the line. 
"I usually don't accept collect calls unless I get a written promise I'll be repaid," Trump told his secret service body guard. "Too many crank calls." 
This call caught him off guard and he accepted, thinking he'd be talking with North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un.  When he heard his cousin's voice instead, he was shocked.
Dick Trump at family reunion 1999
Dick Trump was last seen in 1999 at a Trump family reunion, where he won a drinking contest and wandered off.  In 2010, rumors surfaced that he went to South Korea to claim a young bride and from there he was lured by North Korean officials to come North for a free BBQ.
Dick Trump as he looks today.
Once in North Korea, he was taken prisoner and brain washed for eight and a half hours.  Records show he denounced his country club records and soon married one of Kim Jong Un's aunts.  He was not heard from again until Donald Trump's phone rang.
The two cousins talked about numerous things, including Dick's support for Donald.  When the called ended Donald Trump made Dick promise to repay him for the collect call, the next time they met.   OFF THE WALL NEWS will be there to record this event.

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