Sunday, October 30, 2016

MAN WHO DEVELOPED FIRST PEEL-LESS BANANA KILLED IN FALL

FREAK ACCIDENT CLAIMS THE LIFE OF A GENETIC ENGINEER WHEN HE SLIPS  ON A TEST BANANA PEEL AND HITS HIS HEAD ON AN APPLE CART.......

BRIDGEPORT, MN

Anyone who has ever slipped on a banana peel and fell can understand the irony of  Dr. Raz A. Dazzle's death on Saturday.  Dazzle (pronounced DA-zil) had just announced his break-through peel-less banana on Thursday and died less than less then 36 hours later by slipping on a banana peel.
Dr. Raz A. Dazzle showing off his peel-less banana last week.
Witnesses who were able to talk about it said Dazzle (pronounced DA-zil) entered the fruit market in his home city of Junia carrying two bananas. One a peel-less banana and the other, a banana with a test peel. He showed the small crowd that had gathered the bananas, ate the one absent a peel, and then removed the test peel from the second banana. As the crowd looked on in astonishment, Dazzle, (pronounce DA-zil) threw the test peel over his shoulder and ate the second banana. It was then that a donkey brayed, spooking Dazzle, (pronounce DA-zil), he stepped back and his foot landed on the test banana peel.  He slipped and cracked his head on an apple cart as he fell.  Apples were sent flying and rolling into the crowd, who were only too eager to gather them before the authorities arrived.
Dr. Dazzle's colleagues were still trying to understand what went wrong this morning while attending a breakfast buffet at Motel 6. "The test banana peel was like sand paper." Professor Ray Zar told OFF THE WALL NEWS.  "Something went terribly wrong.  I for a fact know that Dr. Dazzle was not skittish around donkeys."
An investigation will follow to find out just what happened.

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