Anyone who has ever slipped on a banana peel and fell can understand the irony of Dr. Raz A. Dazzle's death on Saturday. Dazzle (pronounced DA-zil) had just announced his break-through peel-less banana on Thursday and died less than less then 36 hours later by slipping on a banana peel.
|Dr. Raz A. Dazzle showing off his peel-less banana last week.|
Dr. Dazzle's colleagues were still trying to understand what went wrong this morning while attending a breakfast buffet at Motel 6. "The test banana peel was like sand paper." Professor Ray Zar told OFF THE WALL NEWS. "Something went terribly wrong. I for a fact know that Dr. Dazzle was not skittish around donkeys."
An investigation will follow to find out just what happened.