Twitter followers of Donald Trump learned early Tuesday morning of Trumps plans to "dis-associate" himself from the United States if he loses his bid for the White House. He will settle on what he is calling Trump Island, a ten square mile island in the South Pacific, he recently purchased.
|Trump Island (circled) will be known as the Kingdom of Trump|
When asked to elaborate, he continued. "I'm promising them a new life, I mean that. They're going to love it, it's gonna be huge! I'm only asking for a donation of $ 187. from each of them. This will give them a place on the beach and two AK-47 military rifles to shoot in the air at random. There is going to be a lot of shooting, I promise you that and everyone will have a job! I'll issue jobs like never before. They will love it. I promise you that, and no taxes unless I approve them.
I may even build a wall around the island to keep out free-loaders, and I'll make them pay for it! Everyone on the island will love me and I love that! It's going to be great!"
Trump promised to give out more specifics in the coming weeks and OFF THE WALL news will report them.