Monday, October 3, 2016

TRUMP BUYS ISLAND IN SOUTH PACIFIC JUST IN CASE HE LOSES ELECTION

A MIDNIGHT TWEET STATES HE PROMISES TO START HIS OWN COUNTRY/KINGDOM IF HE LOSES PRESIDENTIAL BID IN NOVEMBER...

BRIDGEPORT, MN.

Twitter followers of Donald Trump learned early Tuesday morning of Trumps plans to "dis-associate" himself from the United States if he loses his bid for the White House. He will settle on what he is calling Trump Island, a ten square mile island in the South Pacific, he recently purchased.
Trump Island (circled) will be known as the  Kingdom of Trump
"Let me make it clear," he told OFF THE WALL news in a rare note, attached to a carrier pigeon. "If Crooked Hilary wins, I'm out of here!  I'm moving my family out of Trump Tower and moving to my new island, Trump Island.  I'm inviting my followers to migrate to the island, where they can settle and live in my kingdom." 
When asked to elaborate, he continued.  "I'm promising  them a new life, I mean that.  They're going to love it, it's gonna be huge!  I'm only asking  for a donation of $ 187. from each of them.  This will give them a place on the beach and two AK-47 military rifles to shoot in the air at random.  There is going to be a lot of shooting, I promise you that and everyone will have a job! I'll issue jobs like never before.  They will love it.  I promise you that, and no taxes unless I approve them. 
I may even build a wall around the island to keep out free-loaders, and I'll make them pay for it! Everyone on the island will love me and I love that!  It's going to be great!"
Trump promised to give out more specifics in the coming weeks and OFF THE WALL news will report them.

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