Wednesday, November 16, 2016

HIDDEN VEGETABLES FOUND IN FRUIT CAKE

WOMAN SHOCKED AFTER FINDING GREEN PEAS, THREE SLICES OF CUCUMBER, AND HALF OF A CARROT IN HER FRUIT CAKE...

BRIDGEPORT, MN.

Agnes Gags
Agnes Gags, 59, thought her tongue was  playing tricks on her Monday when she tasted carrot in her piece of fruit cake. "I always love picking around in the fruit cake with my fork, looking and tapping on the different pieces of fruit," she told OFF THE WALL NEWS.  "I closed my eyes and put a nice sized fork full of fruit cake in my salivating mouth and I knew right away I had a carrot in my mouth!"
Fruit Cake with protruding carrot.
When asked to elaborate, she sheepishly admitted she likes guessing what fruit she has in her mouth. "Fruit cake is an excellent food for this exercise and when my tongue encountered the carrot, I knew something was amiss and it made me down right angry!  Anyone who would slip vegetables into fruit cake ought to be jailed.  I don't know if I'll ever able to eat fruitcake again without keeping my eyes open as I eat."
Gag's remaining fruit cake was taken to the local police station where it was dissected by Bridgeport Police kitchen staff and found to contain four peas, three slices of cucumber, traces of raw spinach, and half a carrot.
Gags told officers the fruit cake came in the mail addressed to her.  "I'm known as the fruit cake lady," she said. "I don't like vegetables and I hope this doesn't happen again!"
OFF THE WALL NEWS will follow this story through the holidays.

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