Monday, November 21, 2016

KIM JONG UN DEMANDS THAT JARED FOGLE, BE FREED FROM U.S. PRISON

THE NORTH KOREAN LEADER AND FORMER SUBWAY PITCHMAN BECAME FRIENDS IN AN INTERNET CHAT ROOM, LEADING JONG UN TO CONCLUDE THAT JARED IS BEING HELD AGAINST HIS WILL AND HAS OFFERED HIM  ASYLUM....

WASHINGTON D.C.

North Korean photo shopped picture
Not since Jared Fogle was caught with his pants down with a hometown cheerleader has there been this much whispering going on behind closed doors. In a secret communication obtained yesterday by OFF THE WALL NEWS between North Korea's Kim Jong Un and President Elect Trump, it was learned that Jong Un's fondness for sub sandwiches has led to his demand for Jared Fogel's  release.  Kim Jong Un's bro-mance with Fogel has led to him to having his minister of tourism create a photo-shopped picture of him and Jared together in a park.
"Trump Subs, they're YUUUGE!"
Word received out of North Korea from OFF THE WALL NEWS reporters embedded there, is that Kim Jong Un plans to build a series of sub sandwich shops across North Korea and have Fogle run them.  Fogle, happily has accepted, especially when promised permission to hire, train, and supervise the young staff.

Trump returned Jong Un's demand with a reply telling Kim Jong Un  he would have to wait until after inauguration day to act, and then only if  he would have the naming rights of the sub shops and get a small percentage of the profits.
If Kim Jong Un approves, Trump already has a slogan picked out,  "Trump Subs, they're Yuuuuge!" 
OFF THE WALL NEWS will continue to follow this story.

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