Thursday, November 24, 2016

LOCAL MAN ARRESTED FOR SNAKE BITE

POLICE WERE CALLED AFTER A MAN BIT HIS NEIGHBOR'S PET SNAKE NUMEROUS TIMES....

BRIDGEPORT, MN.

Robert (Bobby) Socks, 47, of Bridgeport was arrested late last night after police were called to an apartment belonging to Ester Flats, 27.  Flats told the police that Socks showed up at her apartment last night wanting her to show him her snake.  When she did so, he grabbed the three foot long bull snake and began biting it.  A shaken Flats told OFF THE WALL NEWS, "My snake will live, but has lost that lovin' feeling."
Robert (Bobby) Socks (Artist rendition)
Socks was arrested and hauled downtown where he was booked for snake bite.  Records show Socks has a record for unbecoming behavior. He was arrested last year for attempted cock fighting at a local KFC, as well as trying to touch a monkey against its will, while at the zoo.
Socks refused to have his arrest photo taken, instead he sat while a police artist painted his likeness.
OFF THE WALL NEWS will continue to follow this case up to and including the trial.

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