The Bridgeport colony of cloistered monks, Brothers of the Resurrection were preyed upon last Saturday by a known one time huckster, Robby Rebauldy. Promising the colony true resurrection, he sold the holy order an ample supply of the erectile dysfunction drug,Viagra.
|Father John was beside himself|
Spokesman for the holy order, Father Smith, spoke to OFF THE WALL NEWS on condition of anonymity. (Father John's real name was not used for this story.) "We were looking for a shortcut seeking resurrection and it turned out to be a scam that was very hard on all of us," he admitted in a very soft voice. "Many of us in the order were brought to the very limit of our beliefs, things almost got out of hand. After six or more hours, we got together and took the bus to the Bridgeport General Hospital to seek medical attention. It was very humbling."
Rebauldy was apprehended at the airport a few hours later as he boarded a plane for Cancun, Mexico. In his defense, he told police, he had done nothing wrong. He stated he promised the monks mass erection and they mistook what he said, thinking he promised them mass resurrection.
The dispute will be settled in a courtroom. Meanwhile, the monks are back in the monastery and once again seeking resurrection the old fashion way, in prayer. OFF THE WALL NEWS will be in the court room and report the findings.