Thursday, November 10, 2016

POLL FINDS MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE READING LESS AND LESS

IF YOU ARE LIKE COUNTLESS THOUSANDS OF OTHERS, YOU ARE NOT READING THIS RIGHT NOW AND MAY BE DREAMING....A SIMPLE PINCH TEST IS ALL THAT'S NEEDED....

BRIDGEPORT, MN.

Yung Sing Song, polling expert.
If you are indeed reading this, the latest reading polls are in and the written word has taken a real hit over the last few years. With the advent of texting, most schools have removed cursive writing from their curriculum. Today's communicators are using symbols, abbreviations, and pictures to get their points across.
Symbol for Trump
Bridgeport poll taker, Yung Sing Song, 40, reported 98% of the presidential polls he administered, came back with strange markings or with symbols.  "I could not read the results," he told OFF THE WALL NEWS,  "So I guessed. I was thinking Hillary was winning because of certain symbols I was seeing,  (~:) means pretty lady where I grew up.  I saw no symbol for Trump, which is an orange.  I did see a few pictures of fruit cakes, but they were too fuzzy to count."
OFF THE WALL NEWS, stands by its reporting and will use Mr. Sing Song again next election cycle. In his final briefing for this story, he said if more people could actually read, his job would be much easier and the polls more realistic.  Song is also responsible for the latest reading poll you are currently reading about.  Contact Song if you would like to be included in this poll.

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