Saturday, November 12, 2016

PUTIN TO BE VISITING PROFESSOR AT TRUMP UNIVERSITY

RUSSIAN LEADER VLADIMIR PUTIN HAS AGREED TO HELP THE FALTERING COLLEGE REGAIN ITS REPUTATION.......

BRIDGEPORT, MN

He's going to be great, I can tell you that!
Now that Donald Trump has gotten his way and will be the next President of the United States, he has invited his friend and fellow country leader to join the faculty at Trump University. Putin was quick to accept the invitation saying, "I'd love to give a hand to help out any way I can.  My hands are bigger, so I can be a big help."
Vladimir Putin showing his hand size.
 Critics are saying the move defies logic, as Putin is not a professor of any sort and therefor he cannot be accredited.  Trump University was discredited and is facing multiple law suits.  "My fellow leader of a country will be coming on board." Trump told the press. "With his experience with the KGB, he will know how to keep students paying attention.  He is going to be great, I can tell you that!" The press corps was then led out of the room.
Time will tell how this all plays out and OFF THE WALL NEWS will be there.


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