Sunday, November 27, 2016

TRUMP'S SUSPICION OF SANTA CLAUS MAY BAR SANTA FROM ENTERING THE COUNTRY IN '17

SITING QUESTIONS OF SANTA'S COUNTRY OF ORIGIN AND RELIGIOUS BELIEFS, TRUMP IS SEEKING AN INJUNCTION TO KEEP THE "JOLLY OLD ELF" OUTSIDE THE BORDERS OF THE UNITED STATES.......

BRIDGEPORT, MN.

Trump says, "Sorry kids."
Even though President Elect Trump can't do anything about Santa Claus's visit this year, next year could be very different.  Trump has said as President, if Claus should enter the country, he will have him rounded up and deported back to the North Pole.
"I've never been one to believe this man is coming into our homes to spread good cheer." Trump stated on his Twitter account.  "In his disguise, we can't know just who he is." he added in a second tweet.
The news has sent toy stocks plummeting around the world causing Trump to shrug his shoulders and say, "Sorry kids."

Santa receiving pending deportation news.
When Trump's  words reached Santa Clause at the North Pole, his reactions were heart rendering.  He slumped down into his easy chair, put his head down, and small bubbles could be seen bubbling out of his mouth.  "I just don't understand why he'd do such a thing, making children everywhere go without toys and gifts."
Trump was quick to tweet "I'm going to make Christmas great again!"  I'll do that by letting individual families decide if they want to celebrate Christmas or not.

Skeptics however don't believe that Trump will really do what he says about deporting Santa.  The reason being that Trump and his adult children are buying up all the plummeting toy stocks.  Makes one wonder just what's going on. OFF THE WALL NEWS will monitor what happens next and keep you informed.




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