Tuesday, December 6, 2016

DEPARTMENT STORE REPLACING ESCALATORS WITH LADDERS

GOING FOR THE FITNESS CONSCIOUS CROWD, DELBERT'S DEPARTMENT STORE IS REMOVING ITS ESCALATORS AND HAVING LADDERS INSTALLED IN THERE PLACE...

BRIDGEPORT, MN.

Delbert Bragert, CEO and founder of Delbert's Department Store in downtown Bridgeport, has always been a trend setter in the retail business.  While on a recent cruise he watched fellow sailors climb up and down the ladders to get to different levels of the ship. He became fascinated with ladders and decided then and there to replace the two escalators in his department store with ladders.
One of Delbert's ladders.
In a press release Bragert explained how he planned to have all sale items on the top two floors. "The higher they climb, the lower the prices,  people can actually shop 'til they drop," he joked.
County safety inspector, Burl Tripps couldn't believe Bragert was going to go through with his plan.  "Is he nuts?" he asked. "People will shop til they fall and then what?!"
Bragert is counting on the fitness crowd to keep him going until the obese and aged start climbing around.  He plans to put up a set of monkey bars in the food court this Spring.  Off the Wall News will be on hand and report the developments as they occur.    


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