Thursday, December 22, 2016

MAN NAMED BEAVER CLEAVER TO SUE CREATORS OF LEAVE IT TO BEAVER

NAMED AFTER THE TV CHARACTER OF THE ONCE PRIME TIME POPULAR TV SHOW OF THE LATE 1960s AND EARLY 70s, PLAINTIFF SAYS HE IS CONSTANTLY HECKLED AND MADE FUN OF......

BRIDGEPORT, MN.

Beaver Cleaver, 45, of rural Bridgeport, has filed suite and hopes to bring his case to court within the next thirty days. He claims he is getting negative visits from a new neighbor, ironically named Eddie Haskell, calling him twerp, little guy, and young fellow.
A distraught Beaver Cleaver can't sleep
In a private interview with OFF THE WALL news, Cleaver had trouble keeping composed. "Everything was fine until that guy Haskell moved in down the street." he said with a cracking voice.
"If only the creators wouldn't have made that TV show, then my parents would have named me something else.  I could have been Clark, as in Clark Kent. My dad use to love watching Superman.  It was my mom that liked Leave it to Beaver."

Police were sent to talk with Haskell the neighbor and reported him as being the nicest and most polite person they'd ever interviewed.  He told officers, he didn't even know Cleaver and then invited them in for donuts.

Cleaver is asking that all re-runs of the TV show be taken off the air immediately. When and if this case comes to trial, OFF THE WALL news will be there.




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